Facebook Fun

A recent thread on facebook where I dared to write: "I'm Catholic. Ask me a question."

Adam: I'm Catholic, ask me a question.

Deacon Anthony: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Oh, did you mean a Catholic question? :-)
Jillian: I am debating whether or not to start a polemical discussion in the debate forum of CO (even though I haven't posted in a while)
Theresa: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Daniel: Where does the red fern grow?
Molly: Do the chickens have large talons?
Theresa: you asked for this, you know.

Adam Responds:
Deacon: 2 quarts
Jillian: Go for it! Bring it back to life.
Theresa: 300 MPH less than that of a laden swallow
Daniel: Under the purple cactus of course
Molly: Yes, yes they do.... Read More
Theresa: That's what she said.
Jillian: alright... be prepared to pull out your Conciliar texts and Papal definitions

Teresa: Will I ever find true love?.....

Adam responds:

Teresa: You have in the Sacred Heart of Jesus and the Immaculate Heart of Mary. In your husband, and in your children.

Teresa: Will my husband ever let me look smarter than him?

Adam responds:
Teresa: Trick question.

Teresa: Are the gold streets in Heaven really gold?
Claire: Did Our Lady have armpit hair?
Tracy: I have a question that may come up this weekend. Is it ok to pray for animals...their health while having surgery? Sorry had to get all serious on you!
Brian: Could God make a rock heavier than Himself?

Adam responds:
Teresa: There is a certain symbolism at play here, it is probably not taken best literalistically.

Tracy: Yes, it is okay to pray for animals. Often our pets become dear companions and while they do not have immortal souls, we do not want them to suffer.

Father Brian: Assuming the earth is a rock, and that Jesus, the Word Incarnate weighs less than the earth, a rock, I would say yes, God has created a rock heavier than himself.

Claire: It is well known that armpit hair is a result of the fall and original sin. Since our lady was immaculately conceived, it is a sure truth that she did not have such hair. *tongue in cheek*

Teresa: If God is all good, then why does He allow good people to suffer?

Brian: Adam: clever..

Adam responds:
Teresa: Simply because he loves you, and through your own suffering you participate in his redemption. Col. 1:24